Wednesday 28 February 2018

Snake Writing

Success criteria:
1. We can brainstorm ideas together
2. We can develop a 3-5 paragraph description of a moment in time individually
3. We can share our writing with peers and with the teacher, focusing on what we are pleased with
4. We can co-construct the learning for week 2 in English as a class.

Brainstorm:
Stanley
snek
SNAKE
SNACK
Snake

Somebody smuggled a snake into the country. The police want to capture any snakes they find, because their venom can cause you to go bald and age 173% faster. They have a whole team of policemen and one woman (she was dead inside thinking about how close she was to losing her precious hair), to capture the snake, but four of the men have already been bitten and lost their hair, (the snake is gay but likes men more, that’s why he targeted the policemen and not the woman). Now they were even more determined than ever to capture the evil snake.

The snake managed to evade capture for days, but finally the police created a trap that the snake was sure to fall into. It was a large wooden box, just like the snake loved. They planned to cover the snake with white and yellow sheets to subdue and kill it, but it ripped through the yellow one, so the police had to quickly throw it onto the floor and resort to only using the remaining one. They grabbed the snake, despite their fear of losing any hair they had left, and managed to wrap it in the sheet.

Once the police had killed the snake and mourned their hair, they tracked the person who had smuggled it into the country. They had to hack into many systems and search through many countries, but eventually they discovered that it wasn’t just one man who had smuggled in the snake; it was a secret, underground organisation. It was called the Illuminati, and they were breeding new and improved snakes, because they loved them. The snake was a top-secret undercover agent for the Illuminati, he went by many code names, including: Stanley, Snek, Snack, Snake and Snake Daddy.

Once the policemen contacted the Illuminati, the organisation promised to exchange secrets as long as the police reveal to the public that they existed, or that they were experimenting on snakes. The police agreed, and the Illuminati disclosed that the four men, who looked creepily similar (especially now that they were bald,) were actually clones. They also revealed that over two million men become bald thanks to the venom every year. However the Illuminati traded for the snake blood, since it could permanently cure the baldness caused by the snake venom.



(also illuminati confirmed this is a true story)